Sun, 10 Aug 2003 15:51:47 GMT

Oh hi.
see you've made it to my boring "This journal is friends only because blahblahblah" entry.
The above statement explains it all.
I'm an attention thirsty whore, so I will probably add you no matter what.
However, I will sit and silently hate you if you have a username like "darkvampsatanicbondageBONDAGEBONDAGEicutmyselfdramahog666."
Actually, if you had a screenname that long, I would probably love you.
I don't want to make a layout for you, so fuck off with your requestPLEASETHANKYOU.

I guess it's fair to warn you that [as I am a fifteen year old girl] I have a habit of soaking readers with angst and hormones.
I like to bitch about my face, my school, and my face.

You might also find in here:
-skinny girls with fluffy pubic hair.
-Icons and layouts that change every Goddamned week.
-Web slang. It started out as my mocking web slang. By the way, I hate web slangplzkthx.
-references to my Godawful menstrual cycle. I hate you uterus, I hate you so hard.
-Overuse of the caps key.
-My German Teacher is HAWTT. With two T's!

So yes, add me if you want.
I'd like it if you warn me or something by commenting here.

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In the Soviet, we did not have water...