urn:lj:deadjournal.com:atom1:sawdust We got out water from our women. In Soviet Russia, the pencil sharpened you. 2003-11-23T05:20:45Z urn:lj:deadjournal.com:atom1:sawdust:40849 2007-08-10T07:49:00 2003-08-10T15:51:47Z 2003-11-23T05:20:45Z Oh hi. <br />see you've made it to my boring "This journal is friends only because blahblahblah" entry.<br />The above statement explains it all.<br />I'm an attention thirsty whore, so I will probably add you no matter what.<br />However, I will sit and silently hate you if you have a username like "darkvampsatanicbondageBONDAGEBONDAGEicu<wbr />tmyselfdramahog666."<br />Actually, if you had a screenname that long, I would probably love you.<br />I don't want to make a layout for you, so fuck off with your requestPLEASETHANKYOU.<br /><br />I guess it's fair to warn you that [as I am a fifteen year old girl] I have a habit of soaking readers with angst and hormones.<br />I like to bitch about my face, my school, and my face.<br /><br />You might also find in here:<br />-skinny girls with fluffy pubic hair. <br />-Icons and layouts that change every Goddamned week. <br />-Web slang. It started out as my mocking web slang. By the way, I hate web slangplzkthx.<br />-references to my Godawful menstrual cycle.<b> I hate you uterus, I hate you so hard.</b><br />-Overuse of the caps key.<br />-My German Teacher is HAWTT. With two T's!<br /><br />So yes, add me if you want.<br />I'd like it if you warn me or something by commenting here.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />[x]<a name="cutid1"></a><br /><img src="http://www.angelfire.com/bug/sawdust/al.JPG">